Theater Of The Bloody Tongue

Has Ritchie feigned his own death, just to prank Ariane??

10th Oct 2020, 3:32 AM

He might be soon really dead, then!

10th Oct 2020, 7:07 AM

Jerked your chain to see how you really feel.

10th Oct 2020, 9:34 AM

I should have put that jerk on a chain!

10th Oct 2020, 10:40 AM

"where the rubber meats the road"

eeew

11th Oct 2020, 3:04 AM

I told him to take care. Rubber ratatouille is arkward-arkward.

11th Oct 2020, 7:16 AM

"Oh, Ritchie! I was afraid you were dead. Now, I am afraid I am going to kill-kill you."

The dumb rat doesn't know he was safer in the cage.

11th Oct 2020, 1:00 PM

Hihihi, you read my mind.

11th Oct 2020, 5:22 PM

If you'd rather have someone else do it, my ancestral heritage is being a "ratter".

14th Oct 2020, 1:03 PM

Hmm, I can scare Ritchie with a ratter!

14th Oct 2020, 6:47 PM

Schipperkes make excellent ratters plus we are sehr gutaussehende. What else could you possibly desire?

16th Oct 2020, 1:12 AM

Hmmm, were's my list.... money, more fame, luxury flat...

16th Oct 2020, 11:27 AM

Hey, I am working daily on your fame.

17th Oct 2020, 1:43 AM

Thank you, darling! I need more fans like you!

17th Oct 2020, 6:50 AM