#390 - Tobt383web: Kanny - in XVII. My Girl Is A Cryptid

Tobt383web: Kanny

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Ariane Eldar

Ariane Eldar Ariane Eldar said:

And please-please don't forget to vote for me, darlings!

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3rd Sep 2021, 2:56 PM



Microraptor Microraptor

Great strategy of Sören to introduce you to Kanny!

And speaking of Kanny, she has dressed very fashionable here!

Also, a purple people eater, and... a black box? (Like, for recording airplane crashes!? Or does it contain something like a black hole, or Vantablack paint??)

15th Jan 2022, 1:18 AM

Ariane Eldar

Ariane Eldar Ariane Eldar

"One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine"
But that's not the reason that I came to land
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band""

Hihi, it's not a plane spare part but something mystique-mystique.

15th Jan 2022, 8:30 AM


Toorambunctious1 Toorambunctious1

I am the surprise.. do you like me?Sounds like a code for spank me please If you know what I mean. Wink wink....

15th Jan 2022, 5:37 AM

Ariane Eldar

Ariane Eldar Ariane Eldar

Hahaha, I was just teasing her.

15th Jan 2022, 8:27 AM


Toorambunctious1 Toorambunctious1

Yeah , I know you were wink wink

15th Jan 2022, 3:42 PM


lirvilas lirvilas


16th Jan 2022, 6:13 AM

Ariane Eldar

Ariane Eldar Ariane Eldar


16th Jan 2022, 9:46 AM


NeilKapit NeilKapit

This sounds like a particularly unusual Seinfeld bit, love the dialogue

11th Feb 2022, 1:39 AM

Ariane Eldar

Ariane Eldar Ariane Eldar

It's modeled after real life experiences...

11th Feb 2022, 9:03 AM

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